January 18th, 2013, 12:00 pm

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Reply JigokuNeko, January 18th, 2013, 12:30 pm

ok, after some steaming in my own anger, I finally came up with a plan that involves psychological warfare as well as some ninja nastiness for springtime when they leave for their island home, the rich hick fuckers. I can carry a grudge preeeetty far -^-

re: ...how about i bake them some bleach-flavor cookies? :p

re: that must be weird in the summertime >.>

re: nah, i'm safe. i know that for law-abiding and civic-minded countries it must seem strange but here, embezzlement is a national pastime. like, everyone steals whatever they can. we have perfected the art of parasitic living at the expense of others. well, had, but i'm still waiting for that rebellion of the downtrodden masses.

re: come on, tell the rest of the story, what happened with mr baked-beans car???

re: Damian just knows they wouldn't believe Ilona or him no way no how so he's milking it for all he can!

re: never read ranma, only inuyasha and a little of maison ikkoku.

re: they got one of the two luxury condos in our building (the other goes to an equally rich hick family who also dipped into the money) and expensive Benz actually. i also heard that if you pour piss on an engine it will stink like piss forever, i'm still considering that.

re: but don't mailing lists require subscription confirmation?

re: hiya, new reader! well, as you see I encourage long posts, I like it when people comment on whatever! I agree, I don't want to make stories about spineless people that need another person to save them because their lives are meaningless without a partner. instead, i like it when both grow and change for the better because they met that one person.

re: hmm, you don't know a lot of interesting things!

re: dunno how cute that was, her daddy staring~ :}

re: thankee~

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Reply cupEcake, January 18th, 2013, 1:30 pm

damian has the parent-wooing magic!!!
well, if her parents approve, surely ilona can't resist much longer...ehehehe

you've never read ranma??? my goodness, its a travesty! i didn't like inuyasha, and i really couldn't stand the characters in maison ikkoku, but the humour in ranma 1/2 is SO my kind of humour, i absolutely love it. it was the manga that started my love of manga/anime/asian dramas/asian music ...
so yeah, i suggest you give it a try. :D

Reply Rabethany, January 18th, 2013, 4:09 pm

Well, he wasn't happy. We targeted his car mainly because he was in love with the old, rusty thing. We also stuck barbie girl and my little pony stickers all over it. There was no CCTV around so we didn't get caught. Whenever i pass it i cant help but laugh because the seats are all stained and last i heard it still smells of beans when its a hot day and apparently the police just found it funny....

He knows it was us though... not sure how... guess he just put two and two together :')

Reply Comettystar962, January 18th, 2013, 4:48 pm

Lol basebat reference from Only One Love Song XD
Heheh, Damian the Charmer strikes again!

Reply Stevarooni, January 18th, 2013, 6:55 pm

Very much... asymmetrical warfare! She doesn't stand a chance, and she'll be angry at him for making her love him! >:D

Reply xcares (Guest), January 19th, 2013, 9:37 pm

never heard of that one but they say that pooring sugar in the gas tank will ruin some very expensive mechanical parts.

Too bad they own the place.

Reply Saku-Kohaya7kae, July 14th, 2015, 10:04 am

kohaya7kae Gyahahaha that was so hilarious. Damian charmed even the DAD!!! XD now Ilona won't have others getting objective of their relationship. So funny. XD

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